Big Brother – My thoughts on housemates

Jedward
Jedward
Where do i begin with these two idiots. Now don’t get me wrong, most people love them and what not, but i just cant. I mean the first time i seen them was on x-factor and i got that feeling that they where gonna be cringe material, you know that feeling that almost makes you wan’t to cry because they are so bad? Yeah that one!.

My thoughts on them entering the house are: They are so stupid and wont be liked at all, they will be seen as children, melting little bastards, and… they are that stupid that when someone slags/sleggs them off, they don’t even catch on and just laugh because they dunno wtf is going on lol. Ah well, they’ll bring a load of energy and what not to the house, but i’m fairly certain the housemates will dislike them.

Bobby Sabel
Bobby Sabel
I can honestly say i have never heard of this guy. I googled him and what not after it had be announced he was a model and what not, thats probably the reason why i didn’t know who he was, probably aimed at girls… and well… gay guys i guess. I don’t think i’ve ever heard of him. I can’t really judge the guy yet until i see what he’s like in the house, but we all know it takes about a week for them to settle down and start being themselves, so time will tell.

Pamela Bach-Hasselhoff
Pamela Bach-Hasselhoff
I’m gonna be truthfully honest when i say, i didn’t know who the fuck this women was until i seen her name, then i thought, aye shes obviously bangin’ the hoff. Thats all i really know about her. She had something to do with Baywatch or something along them lines, she was in it or what not, i don’t really know, and i dont care lol. Seeing her come out on the catwalk thingie and strutin’ her stuff, meh.. just makes me think she’s like ‘Oh yeah look at me, i’m full of myself’ bullshit. Anyway, she’s another one i can’t really judge that much, so ill give it a week.

Lucien Laviscount
Lucien Laviscount
Model, actor and soap star. Hmmm. So! I don’t know who this guy is either, but from what i read all the ladies seem to lap him up, don’t know anything about the guy, so he’s another one i can’t really judge, so ill give it a week and see how he acts within’ the house.

Sally Bercow
Sally Bercow
Didn’t have a clue who this women is, because in no way shape or form do i give a fuck about politics. So not much to say about her, ill wait and see what she does in the house i guess..

Darryn Lyons
Darryn Lyons
Think i’ve seen this dude online once, thats about it really. He looks like he’s a stuck up piece of shit, and thinks he’s the man. Meh from all the boo’s im guessing he’s nothin’ but another crazy douche. Ill wait and see how he acts in the house over the week.

Amy Childs
Amy Childs
The chick from The Only Way Is Essex. Whoop de doo. She’s pretty nice lookin’ but she’s not to smart on it. Well meh, i dunno some people say she’s pretty smart, but i find that very fucking hard to believe, just from the way she talks and what not, can’t string together a decent sentence or nothin’. Don’t get me wrong loads of people love her and what not from TOWIS, i’ve never watched it so i wouldn’t know. Suppose ill just wait and see what she’s like.

Paddy Doherty
Paddy Doherty
My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding… alright… safe to say i didn’t watch that either so i didn’t really know of this guy. I ended up doing a bit of digging, found out he’s a pretty decent guy… well from what i read. He’s got a very strong irish accent, i can just about make it out for fuck sake lol. He should be the ‘No shit taker’ of the house i reckon, but time will tell.

Tara Reid
Tara Reid
Who doesn’t know this chick. She’s a wee minx, i’m sure you’ll agree, from American Pie and what not. She doesn’t seem to bright.. but, i was keeping an eye on twitter and Facebook and everyone was thinking she was off her tits… =/ does she do drugs or has she ever? I didn’t really read into her life.. Meh.. We’ll see how she is next time when the ‘drugs’ wear off. I reckon she’s just a lightweight and got fucked up on a glass of champagne!

Kerry Katona
Kerry Katona
First to go in last on the list. What can i say about her really, she’s had her ups and downs, some people hate her some love her, thats all there is to it really. People always bring up the past, she’s mental and what not, but everyone has a fuckin’ blow out in their life, she needs to be cut some slack, seems like a decent women.

So thats my views on the housemates. I would have wrote more, but i just don’t know them people that well. Channel 5 must not have had the budget to get Celebs of the A list on the show. I don’t think they have the budget for many things but sure.

The last thing i will say is. The live feed bullshit. Sure in the last series i loved the life feed, gave you a bit more to who the people were. It cut out most of the audio and what not, but you still got a little bit more of what you see on TV. This year Channel 5 don’t have a live feed, everyone is complaining about it something shocking. At first i was like, tell the public ‘why’ you won’t get a live feed on the go, but to be honest now that i’ve seen who went in? I really don’t give a fuck if they don’t have a live feed, because the people in there aren’t that interesting anyway. Just my opinion, your entitled to your own.

All images used in this post are Copyrighted to Channel 5 – Big Brother 2011

6 Comments

  1. Didn’t watch this, but like your run down of who’s who.

    I really don’t know any of them! Aren’t they supposed to be celebrities!?

    • Anto (Author)

      Yea man. Suppose to be, bit of a joke really. C5 must be a tad cheap when it comes to getting them in. Hopefully they’ve something interesting cooking, because the lineup was absolute poo.

  2. Matt

    Dude, BB was so annoying on Channel 4 and I’m gutted it got moved to Channel 5! It’s still made by Endemol so I don’t think it’ll change much. Shame really.

    • Anto (Author)

      Well there hasnt been good reviews so far, but its early days yet. I enjoyed the last one on C4 i dont think ill enjoy this one to much. They have no live feed, no channel 5 +1 no tree of temptation, no fuck all lol.

  3. Freddy Lundekvam

    Wtf is this? Star Big Brother? No fun if it’s not random mother fuckers.

    • Anto (Author)

      Yeah man, its over now, was only on for 3 weeks, it sucked ass. Channel 5 over here, cant afford A-list celebs lol.

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