Big Brother 2010

So hey all, i did this last year, and it was interesting to write, i was also gonna do a vlog on this, but we shall see. So if any of you watch big brother, here is my thoughts on the housemates this past week.

Josie

Joise is pretty funny. Her accent makes her funny, and just the stupid things she comes of with, makes me giggle. She also fancies JJ, but she hasnt said it yet. You can clearly see shes throwing wee hints in there, i think hes picking up on them, but hes just gonna stretch this one out, because hes a pretty boy, and well… he can! =).

Steve

This guy is fucking cool. His accent makes him funny as fuck, he comes out with some random thing that makes me LOL big style. Not only that, hes a good guy and decides to power on through life, no matter what happens. The place he got blew up, was in fact my home town, if you can believe that stuff, but see way back when he was 19 this place was fucked up, feel sorry for the guy, but hes a fighter, fair play to him. Hes a strong one to win i reckon.

Ben

I actually dunno what it is about this guy. His accent does my fucking head in, its like… Real slow and stuff, its just ughh.. How fucking posh can you get (even though he says hes not) loada bollox. Anyway. Other than that, i cant say a bad thing about him, other than, if hes gonna be gay, then be gay already! I dunno why hes leading Mario on, unless he is actually gay. Time will tell.

Nathan

2 words. Hairy Beast! Nah oul Nathan is a cool guy, his accent once again is funny as fuck, it really really reminds me of Cook from Skins lol. He has the same attitude and stuff, fair play to the guy if he wins, he hasn’t did much, but i think hes just letting up for a while, then showing his true self. Everyone likes him in the house, thats a good sign right ?

Dave

Brother Dave. Where the fuck do i start lol. Dave is fine like, i mean hes a bit of a freak like Steve Baldwin was in celeb big brother, but this year he was picked and i can see why big brother would pick him lol. Anyway, he needs to chill with the bs god talk, clearly no one cares and just makes them think “wtf?”. But sure..

Caoimhe

Shes from Ireland! :). I literally thought she was a lizbo when she went into the house with that hair and the tight clothes. Guess its just her fashion sense. She is actually cool. Her accent is sweet as well :P. The thing she has going with Shabby, is dick lol. Shabby needs to wise up and get rid of them feelings. I know its said you cant help what you feel for people or exact words (who you fall in love with.) but seriously… Shes not gay, so get over it. Although! that said, Caoimhe was saying, if she didnt have a boy and was into girls she would. So that basically means that she likes Shabby in that way to, im i right ?

Govan

Go, Van <-- isnt that how you say that? Why the fuck is it a G and not a J ? Jovan is how its pronounced, so wtf? Anyway. Where do i start with this wee fucking women! All he dose is bitch about everything, loves sticking his noise in, and im well fucking sure he has DABBLED in a little man on man action in his life. You cant talk like that and not have something to hide. Anyway, hes an arsehole, and needs to shut up 90% of the time. Thats all.

Shabby

Shabby is a punk. Although she doesnt act fully like one. And what i mean theres different types of punks and stuff, but shes a wanna-be in my eyes. Anyway. She is sweet none the less. Nothin really to say about her. She acts as if shes a nut when shes really not, thats what all punks do. Exaggerate so much. Get it sorted Shabby, and get a proper wash will ye lol.

Ife

What a short name lol. Even typing Ife seems weird lol. But anyway. She is actually quite beautiful, she can pull of the bald look, not many women can. Them wigs are just a bonus i guess, but yea, shes nice, cant say nothin much about her, she just smokes, dances and is there to be herself. Fair play.

John James

Obv JJ for short, or Becks, because he looks like David Beckham. Amazing? NAH!. Who gives a fuck mate. Although, see most of the things he says he is right in saying them, hes a wee bit of dick, but sure thats tv aint it? Entertainment? He fancies Josie and is just waiting it up, ull see. His arguments are pretty pointless most of the time, and what i mean by that, he could just “not” argue and he wouldn’t be all stressed and being told to clam the fuck down by big bro. He does indeed want attention and its attention that hes got =). None the less, i reckon he’ll be one to win, he brings madness to the house.

Sunshine

I was actually going to write “no comment” here, but…. Sunshine is so fucking annoying, i know some of us are supposed to feel sorry for her because her (whoever, i cant remember.) died of cancer i think it was, and she wants to be a doctor and like cure cancer. I’m just gonna say this right now, she will never be a doctor, she is a fucking idiot, and needs to look for something else in life. Also! Dave giving her false hope, saying that changing her name was the first step etc.. SLAP! Nah jk, theres dreams then theres real life Sunshine, figure out the two, or go watch the new movie coming out called Inception.

Corin

Corin is a very happy person, shes always in a good mood, haven’t seen her down or in an argument yet. Shes a wee fox :P, but all that fake shit… and i mean.. makeup, blahblah, she looks fine without it, it makes her look a “little” better, thats about it. I think shes another fav to win like <--- see that i did what she did like <-- ohh did it again!. She always says "like" this "like" that, and "like" umm, lol i actually laugh most times she says "like" haha.

Mario

Mario the Mole! He’ll always be known for that. But once again. Not a bad thing i can say about this guy like. I didnt even know he was gay for a while lol, i was like… hmm.. But aye, gay and wants a bitta Ben lol. Anyway, he needs to stop trying with Ben and just chill out. But he wont, hes like a right ball on Ben, will be interesting to see where it goes. It makes me a little uncomfortable seeing people tweet the things they wanna do to Mario or Ben, or what they want Mario and Ben to do LOL. Yuk. Anyway, Your thoughts? :P

I left Rachael to the end because the time of this post, she got evicted.

Rachael

So ill just begin with saying Rachael is hot like, and i didn’t actually see wtf JJ was arguing with her about, he just wanted to get at her because of her video from going into, and whatever like.. But aye nothin bad to say about Rachael, i dunno why the public voted her out, her arguments with JJ was bringing a little craic to the house, but theres actually fuck all i can think of atm that will be interesting. Hope Rachael gets mad deals from this, magazines etc.. She deserves it, in secret thats what she really wants sure!

Damn that took a while to type, but hope to see some feedback from this on what people thing. I’m sure someone from the UK will find this and drop a comment, matter of time. Anyway, just thought id get that of my chest and let you all know what i think. I might be posting about Big Brother a little more over the summer. I will give you the back story of what im talking about first, and then what i think. =) Just encase you don’t watch it and dont be like “wtf are you on about Anto?” so stay tuned =D. Will be doing some vlogs also.